FACT: Jazzercise was invented by an Illinois housewife in 1969. FACT: Jazzercising is fun and heart-healthy. FACT: Ronald McDonald Jazzercises daily, sometimes while consuming Filet of Fish sandwiches. FACT: Three out of four dentists recommend Jazzercising between meals. FACT: In 1983, an overweight Minneapolis mother of four was Jazzercised to death in front of her children. FACT: Jazzercising can take your mind off of how bankrupt every other area of your life is, if only for 30 exhilarating minutes. These are the facts, people.
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