Scott's Year in Shirts #208 - "Periodic Table of Elements"

"Periodically" I like to wear this shirt just to make myself look smart (the glasses alone don't quite do the trick). If only those who saw me in this shirt knew the truth, that I dropped out of chemistry class three weeks in and never looked back, and that I couldn't tell a Lanthinoid from an Actinoid if you put them both in my hands and told me exactly which was which. I'm such a boron.