Scott's Year in Shirts #75 - "You Have Died of Dysentery"

I first remember playing "Oregon Trail" in 7th grade when I was in Catholic School. Those were the days. We'd all run down to the computer lab early to get the best Apple II, boot up a floppy, then settle in for an afternoon of side-scrolling adventure. I must've learned something, because even today, when I've got a proverbial river to cross, I ask myself, should I ford the river, caulk the wagon or hire an Indian guide?