Scott's Year in Shirts #97 - "Woo Pig Sooie"

This old Arkansas Razorbacks shirt is about 10 washes away from being indecipherable, so that's why I don't wash it much anymore. I can live with the toothpaste stains, it's that comfortable. I heard that the University of Arkansas recently made a deal with Wal-Mart to provide a free shuttle service between campus and the nearest Supercenter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No word if a similar shuttle is provided to the Fayetteville's finest trailer parks.

Scott's Year in Shirts #96 - "Camden Yards"

Continuing with the unintentional theme of baseball shirts circa 1992, here's one from the great city of Baltimore proudly celebrating the inaugural season of their "new" stadium, Camden Yards. I love ballparks. One of these days I'm going to pick a summer and visit all of them. Probably not this summer. I got stuff to do.

Scott's Year in Shirts #95 - "Nolan Ryan"

Opening day! I think the Rangers can really do it this year. I've got a feeling. Nolan's pitching at the top of his game. Juan Gonzalez is going to hit 45 home runs. Ivan Rodriguez should improve in his second year. Bobby Witt's going to re-sign before the trade deadline. We picked up Geno Petralli in the off season, so that should put us over the top! Yup, 1992 is our year!

Scott's Year in Shirts #94 - "Hey, man"

Hey, man. Look what the Easter bunny brought you. Remember that time we went fishing and you caught that big one? Remember when I took that photo? Well hey, man. I put it on a t-shirt for you! Hey man, why don't you wear it to church for Easter? Hey man, sorry about the wrinkles, it's been in my truck underneath some magazines for about a month. Hey man, where are you going? Don't you like it?

Scott's Year in Shirts #93 - "FSD"

Someone at some point decided to take a blank red t-shirt and put the letters "FSD" on it in large black felt letters. They then either died or gave the shirt away for whatever reason. What "FSD" is supposed to mean is anyone's guess. Someone's initials? A secret code? Your guess is as good as mine, and do feel free to guess. I've got all day, and the most original guess wins a prize TBD. That's to be determined.

Scott's Year in Shirts #92 - "Rock Me Sexy Jesus"

In honor of Good Friday, today's shirt is all about Him. And what better way to recognize Him than with this promotional t-shirt from "Hamlet 2", a film that sold for $10 million at the Sundance Film Festival in 2008 and then went on to flop at the box office, bringing in only $5 million during its domestic run. But it did give us this catchphrase...  "Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!"

Scott's Year in Shirts #91 - "Do You Believe in Luke Wilson?"

All I could come up with for April Fool's Day was this bizarre shirt that tries to trick you into liking the least talented of the Wilson brothers.  I don't know if I do "believe" in you anymore, Luke, especially since you've decided to make a career out of making awful AT&T commercials. Two pieces of advice - put down the Little Debbies and start working with Wes Anderson again.