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This old Arkansas Razorbacks shirt is about 10 washes away from being indecipherable, so that's why I don't wash it much anymore. I can live with the toothpaste stains, it's that comfortable. I heard that the University of Arkansas recently made a deal with Wal-Mart to provide a free shuttle service between campus and the nearest Supercenter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. No word if a similar shuttle is provided to the Fayetteville's finest trailer parks.
This old 70's relic is the kind of iron-on emblazoned sleep shirt you might find hanging off trashy housewives in Wal-Mart automotive departments, worn by concession stand workers at drag races, or on the backs of pantless overweight children at garage sales. It makes a statement, and that statement is "I require government assistance." Sort of a Loggins and Messina-era version of "I'm With Stupid ----->", if you will.
