Scott's Year in Shirts #228 - "New Zealand Hip Hop Federation"

According to Wikipedia, New Zealand hip hop consists of four parts: rapping, DJing, graffiti art and breakdancing. I consider myself adept at none of these things. Despite having stumbled my way through many a drunken karaoke version of Snoop Dogg's "Gin & Juice" over the years, I simply don't have what it takes to make it as a professional New Zealand hip hop artist. It takes talent, pedigree, and an extensive knowledge of "Lord of the Rings."