Scott's Year in Shirts #153 - "The Hotel Alcatraz"

The Hotel Alcatraz. Guaranteed room with a view. 24-hour security. Lifetime accomodations. Catering to select clientele. Bars in every room. All drinks are on the rocks. Also, inpenetrable from outside break-ins, unless you are Nick Cage and Sean Connery and the fate of San Francisco depends on it. Cairn Terrier calendar sold separately.