Scott's Year in Shirts #133 - "UPS"

Back in the early 90's, the UPS slogan was "Service: The Right Package, The Right Trailer, The Promise We Live By." That slogan later changed to the just plain stupid "What can brown do for you?" and then the bold "Delivering The World... on time." Those slogans have all been cast aside for their current one, "We Suck at Delivering Your Packages... and that's a promise!"