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Did I mention that I never learned how to swim? It's true. Did I also mention that I've never visited Catalina Island despite living within earshot for almost five years? Either of these facts should eliminate me from owning this shirt, and both of them combined should ice the deal. Oh well, you can be anything you want with the right t-shirt.
Woops. I was supposed to wear this shirt on Sep. 2. I was supposed to remember this because it is my dad's birthday. These are the types of things that are easy to forget or overlook if you move cross country and are currently living in a sea of boxes. Oh well, better late than never. And by the way, happy 70th anniversary Southern Belle.
When you're unemployed on Labor Day weekend, it's pretty much like any other weekend. For me, that means lounging around in an old Metallica "And Justice For All" t-shirt and watching back-to-back-to-back episodes of "This Old House." Those guys work pretty hard.
Apparently some kind of season has begun or will begin soon where it is perfectly OK to kill various types of creatures. I was not aware that this shirt promoted that type of activity. I thought this shirt was Pro-deer. They are a majestic and mysterious creature that deserve our admiration and respect. Please stop asking me what type of gun I'm using. I've never fired one.
Back in Los Angeles I would constantly run across rare, unwanted promotional shirts from long since forgotten about movies and TV shows. This one's a great example. "Greystone's Odyssey" was the working title of the short-lived 1983 Bill Bixby-directed series "Wizards and Warriors." I don't remember it at all, but IMDB tells me it ran for eight episodes and then got canceled. Such is life.
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head." - MH
Now that I'm no longer in L.A I don't feel so ridiculous wearing this shirt. I do however feel sort of ridiculous going back for a third slice of cinammon apple pizza at CiCi's.
